Hey Guys,
I recently made a few new slides for our church powerpoint announcements which center around avoiding distractions during the sermon. Being the jovial fellow that I am, I decided to go with the direct-but-funny approach. The following are the images I made. In light of these, I’m curious what kind of Powerpoint announcement you’d love to see go across your church’s screens?

How many times do some people have to get up to go to the bathroom?

Is the Sermon interrupting your conversation?

Do you really need coffee RIGHT NOW?